The Red Brick Times

Pssst! Hey, kid! C'mere. Y'wanna buy some property? Florida land, no. Brooklyn Bridge, no. Ah! Got it. Here, kid. The White House. Yep. The real WHITE. HOUSE. Oval Office. Lincoln Bedroom. Monica. The woiks. Y'don't b'lieve me? I'm hurt, kid, really hurt. Whaddya think I am, some kinda con man? Tell ya what. I like yer face, kid. For you, only $23.99, and the real White House is yours, free and clear. Good decision, kid. You won't regret it. Now get lost.

Psst! Hey, lady! Howyadoin? You look like a classy dame. Howsabout the Arc de Triomphe? Yeah! That's it! April in Paris. Napolean. Nazi parade. Lon Chaney. That's the one. Only $13.99. Not interested? Well then what you really need is the Opera de Paris. Yup. For real. Includes big light fixture. Music of the Night. Mask. Phantom. Gar-on-teed. You bet! You got culture, lady. Lemme see - I can do it for $34.99, no questions asked. Thanks, lady. I admire yer discriminatin' taste. Beat it.
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