The Red Brick Times

Egregious and unapologetic abuse of the language:

How to make Holy water: Boil the Hell out of it.
Fish expletive on striking a barrier: Dam!
Eskimo affliction from ice-sitting: Polaroids.
Malfunctioning boomerang: A stick.
Santa's helpers: Subordinate Clauses.
Four Toreadors subsiding in quicksand: Quatro sinko.
Vampire snowman attack: Frostbite.
Why are the sight impaired discouraged from skydiving? It scares the dogs to death.
Pilgrims' pants always fall down because they wear their buckles on their hats.
What lies on the ocean floor and twitches? A nervous wreck.
Difference between a Harley and a Hoover: Location of dirt bag.
Skydiving attorneys: Skeet.
Posted 10:29 AM by Andy (2) comments

       Comments:

Stumble onto a new humor site did you?

# posted by  whatley : July 10, 2005 1:09 PM
 
Actually, stuff in my (paper) files. Sorting, shredding, discarding. Editing and sharing the odd idiocy found therein.

# posted by  Andy : July 11, 2005 8:58 AM
 
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