The Red Brick Times

Betsy and I saw a bumper sticker yesterday on the way back from Michigan:
"And on the eighth day, God created bagpipes."

And so:

"These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of sound achieved by the pig." - Alfred Hitchcock

Respondez s'il vous plaid: Honk if you're Scottish.

All Scottish food is based on a dare.

Macadam, the first man on Earth, according to the Celtic bible.

I used to be sane, but now I'm better.

Insane: you're nuts and it bothers you. Crazy: you're nuts and you like it.

Yes, I'm weird, but I'm saving to be eccentric.

Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny yet measurable distance from the earth every year. If you do the math, you can calculate that 85 million years ago the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth's surface. This would explain the death of the dinosaurs. The tallest ones, anyway.
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