The Red Brick Times

  Thursday, September 14, 2006

Niki (my dog) graduated from obedience class last night! She even got a diploma! I'm so proud. Having a degree may have gone to her head a bit though. She wants a graduation party and insists that from now on I refer to her as a Canine American.
by whatley (4) comments

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  • I congratulate her. Now she is formally qualified to PhD (pile it higher and deeper). Are you going to buy her a graduation outfit and an indoor astroturf porta-doggy-potty? When is the dogtail party? I will make doglat-chip biscuits. My recipe won honorable mention during the bark-off at the Lorain County fair. I expect her to start posting on the RBT soon.
     
  • The dogtail party will be Saturday the 23rd in Tappan Square, otherwise known as the Oberlin Doggie Doo. I went last year. It was hokey but fun and, best of all considering present circumstances, free. There'll be quite a few booths selling home made dog treats so your doglat-chip biscuits will be in good company. If anyone feels like comming along let me know.
     
  • Murphy sends his congrats. He wanted to save his cap and tassel but they went the way of the frizbee. Chewed and abused. However, he is waiting for his new car. Perhaps Nikki would enjoy a coming out party, meet the eligible gents and such. Will she be having a Bas Mitzvah? You have established her citizenry but I know nothing of her ethnicity?
     
  • Having had a certain veterinary procedure prior to our first meeteng Niki's interest in eligible gents will, alas, forever remain nil. Poor baby. As to her ethnicity I tell her that her mother was the princess of small tribe in the Balkan mountains, her father sixteenth in line to the British throne.
     
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