Thanks to Patricia a wee bit of solstice (remember solstice?) news has come my way. Tims' new band, "The Smokin Fez Monkeys", have been playing at Poor Richard's Tavern in North Ridgeville. The proprietors there have agreed to host a solstice gathering and provide a buffet dinner. Food and Fez Monkeys, what could be better? Ok ok, hitting the lottery would be better. Don't nitpick.
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- Fookin' Mizz Funkies? Liver boats? The presidential erection? Chew Chew Flog Bug Jand? What's it all about, ralphie? I keep getting my murds wixed.
- I will go to the beach and toss bread to the water in honor of Solstice. Wait, no, that's Yom Kippur. Oh, how the hell do I celebrate the shortest day of the year in 80 degree weather?
Post a Comment- Go to the shore and sacrifice a small bottle of libation to entice the sun back North again. The libation should be poured into the ocean, but you can filter it through your kidneys first. The solstice gods don't mind.