The Red Brick Times

  Thursday, April 05, 2007

TODAY'S WRITING TIP: In writing a resume, make sure that it is ''up to date'' and reflects current economic conditions:
WRONG: 'I am currently working for a `dot-com' company.''
RIGHT: ``I am currently living in an appliance carton.''

Posted 1:22 PM by Andy (3) comments

       Comments:
  • You have a carton?!? a whole appliance carton? AND you complain?

    There was a man who thought he was poor because he had no carton until he met a man who was living in an USPS Overnight Delivery envelope WITH his wife and five children because his government couldn't find him shelter because they had to balance the budget and the $1,000,000 a week in Iraq was straining the budget (and my increduluity).
    # posted by Blogger jeichenlaub : April 05, 2007 1:45 PM
     
  • John you left three zeros off that weekly Iraq figure. Its actually around $1,000,000,000/week. And we haven't been in Kansas for a very long time Dorothy.
    # posted by Blogger A. O. : April 05, 2007 3:28 PM
     
  • meant billion but had moderate PEBKAC attack ....
    # posted by Blogger jeichenlaub : April 06, 2007 10:13 AM
     
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