The Red Brick Times

The classroom portion of the LCCC ITFastTrack program I've been doing for the last six months (shy two weeks) ended yesterday. One more test (which promises to be a real sonofabitch) and I'll be an honest to goodness MCSA. Please repeat after me:

Bill Gates is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green (with money!) pastures;
he leadeth me beside the still very buggy operating system.
He restoreth my hard drive:
he leadeth me in the paths of big bucks for his name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the blue screen of death,
I will fear no evil: for thou art with me;
thy browser and thy file system they comfort me.
Thou preparest a PC before me in the presence of mine enemies:
thou anointest my head with job offers;
my bank account runneth over.
Surely Windows and MicroSoft shall follow me all the days of my life:
and I will dwell in the house of Bill Gates for ever.

Amen
Posted 8:15 AM by whatley (2) comments

       Comments:

So sayth the 17th(hex) Psalm ...

# posted by  jeichenlaub : June 13, 2007 11:54 AM
 
Digital Music

Windows is icummen in,
Lhude sing Goddamm.
Braineth drop and files do slop,
And how the chips doth ramm!
Sing: Goddamm.

Clocketh bus and stoppeth us,
An ague is the spam.
Freezeth screen, turneth all green,
Damn you, sing: Goddamm.

Goddamm, Goddamm, 'tis why I am, Goddamm,
So 'gainst computer's balm.

Sing goddamm, damm, sing Goddamm.
Sing goddamm, sing goddamm, DAMM.

# posted by  Andy : June 13, 2007 11:33 PM
 
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