Too good to be true:
"A man making a trip from Puerto Rico to South Florida to raise money for his religious education remains hospitalized Monday after he was struck down by a bolt of lightning which flew from clear blue sky on Sunday. He was selling religious materials (door to door) when he was hit."Too true to be good:
"Last October, the Star-Ledger newspaper of Newark, citing unnamed federal security officials, reported screeners at Newark Liberty International Airport flunked 20 of 22 tests, including failing to detect bombs and guns in luggage at checkpoints. The TSA responded to the report by launching an internal investigation in which federal employees were interrogated about whether they had leaked the results, the newspaper said."
Comments:
- Not, mind you, an internal investigation as to how the guns and bombs were entirely missed. No, no. Perish the thought. It's not the steak, it's the sizzle baby.
Post a Comment- I'm just taking some modeling clay home to my children. Honest.