The Red Brick Times

  Monday, September 24, 2007

Congratulations on your purchase of your new 110th Congress! These care and feeding instructions will help ensure many years of future enjoyment of your Congress: please read them carefully....

In other news the event you've all been diligently saving your pocket change for this past year is once again upon us. Whoopee! It's 7393 hosting fee time!

An investment comparison:
Iraq - Billions and billions of $'s, no fun
Presidential Race - Billions and billions of $'s, occasionally funny
tRBT - $95.40, tons 'o fun

Posted 9:14 AM by whatley (4) comments

       Comments:
  • Your faded. (Paid in full).
    # posted by Blogger jeichenlaub : September 26, 2007 8:50 AM
     
  • Niki! Did you hear that! You get a whole new bag of dog food! The good stuff this time! What's that? You think we should do something extra to thank John? Hows about a "John is" Google search?

    John is NOT fit yet, but he wants to start working on it
    John is Running for Mayor of San Francisco
    John is a professional motivational speaker
    John is pressing the flesh (in multiple ways, all quite wholesome)
    John Is dating your sister
    John is also an occasional TV pundit
    John is available for seminars
    John is a Little Bitch
    John is thinking it would be interesting to shut the internet down for five years
    John is wanting to question what has really been accomplished
    John is truly a god
    JOHN IS THE WWE CHAMPION
    John is having difficulty with reading his school assignments
    John is a fairy tale
    John is probably sitting at home counting his money
    John Is Not Dull!
    John is a slut (this one contributed by Robin)
    John is very sexy! (ok Robin, we get it)

    and, my personal favorite: John is the greatest person ever born on earth!
    # posted by Blogger whatley : September 26, 2007 10:54 AM
     
  • Thank you John! I want to have your children. Wait, you already have some. Need your car painted (I have both brush and roller)? Plumbing repairs (bathroom fountains my specialty)? I know! Wiring! Arcs of triumph!
    # posted by Blogger Andy : September 27, 2007 6:36 AM
     
  • Guess it is the old socialist in me. From each according to their ability, to each accoring to their need. Happy to contribute.

    Was thinking about adding another bathroom ... hmmmmmmmm.
    # posted by Blogger jeichenlaub : September 27, 2007 11:05 AM
     
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