The Red Brick Times

Pretty quiet around here lately. Even the swine flu fizzled after dire predictions of worldwide disaster. Anybody heard any good jokes lately?

A Buddhist walked up to a hot dog vendor and said: "Make me one with everything."

Want to do the community a service? Get your orange jump suit on and join us on Saturday May 23 to pick up trash along Nickel Plate / Diagonal Road. We will meet at the Duck Pond picnic area at 9:30AM. We clean up twice a year. Who is we? East Elyria Kiwanis. From Rt 301 to Parsons Rd usually takes us less than 2 hours if we get a dozen people. There are 9 who have committed so far.
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A retired gentleman bought a new corvette. While trying out his new car he accelerated to 80 mph, then 100, then 120. At which point his was pulled over by a state trooper.

Trooper: "If you can come up with an excuse of speeding I have never heard I won't ticket you."

Speeder: "A year ago my wife of many years ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back!"

Trooper: "Have a nice day."

# posted by  jeichenlaub : May 20, 2009 7:58 AM
 
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